Don’t say I never brought you any useful information here. True, it’s not exactly in line with Nolo’s mission of putting the law into plain English, but how about painting your walls in plain English? Specifically, Amber Grey or Empire Grey, the colors created by the British company Mylands specifically for Downton Abbey based on century-plus-old recipes — and available to the public for online orders.
The Brits themselves will make fun of such obsessive adherence to tradition, of course, but they’ve got so much history all around them, they can take it for granted. Oh, but if you’re a devoted fan of the series, avoid reading about it in the British press — it’s already well into the next season, so spoilers abound.