You think I’m kidding. But that’s because, back when you lived in Apartment A on the 14th floor, you didn’t have to worry about lining your front lawn with styrofoam gravestones or filling your candy bowl in preparation for hordes of little princesses or, God forbid, Miley Cyruses.
Take a look at your neighbor. He’s probably already affixing a giant fuzzy spider to his front entryway. Americans currently spend a collective $1.96 billion on outfitting their home for this holiday. I’ll leave the “per-household” calculation to someone whose math brain wasn’t apparently eaten by zombies, but given that my household accounts for about $10 of that sum, you’ve got some serious slack to pick up.
And beware: If you live in one of the zip codes identified by ZipRealty as the “best places to trick-or-treat,” your bowl of candy had better be cauldron sized. Here in the Bay Area, San Francisco’s “West of Twin Peaks” neighborhood made the list.
For more (and more serious) tips on budgeting for home ownership, see “The Essential Guide for First-Time Homeowners.”