Friday’s Real Estate Fantasy: Buy a Scottish Castle!

With Scotland all over the news lately, my thoughts naturally turn to what fun it would be to own a Scottish castle. (As yours do, too, I’m sure.) A really auld one, preferably.

castleSure, we’ve got properties that pass  for castles here in the U.S. — like this $45 million one just advertised by Coldwell Banker in Woodstock Valley, Connecticut, called Chrismark Castle. But it was built in 2003. It just doesn’t have that shivery, “People walked here hundreds of years ago, and there might be ghosts” feeling to it. (Unless they’re the ghosts of whoever had to put the tiles on those turrets.)

A little hint if you are tempted to buy this Connecticut place: I’ll bet it doesn’t come with the furniture, so be prepared to bargain separately for that Egyptian sarcophagus, or anything else you might have your heart set on. The only things that sellers normally leave behind in a home are “fixtures,” described in Nolo’s FAQ, “If I buy a house, will the seller leave behind things like the curtains and the refrigerator?

Meanwhile, miraculously, people actually sell real castles in Scotland. Or at least very, very, very large houses. Savills always has some nice offerings, as does Knight Frank.

There’s just one problem. Well, okay, there’s the money issue, but there’s one more problem: Last I heard, us Yankees can’t get any residency rights in the U.K. by buying property. (And as of the recent vote, Scotland is indeed still part of the U.K.) See for yourself, on the “Visas and Immigration” page of the U.K. government website.

But wait: It says you can get a visa if you’re married to a U.K. citizen. A Scottish laird, perhaps? With his own castle?